It occurred to me the other day whilst I gave a little white lie to someone about how I was, that the human race, even though we will deny it, lies a whooooole bunch. Maybe not big lies. Y’no the “I once went on a date with Tom Hardy” kinda lies, but the little ones that we don’t even really consciously think of as lies. This got me thinking, and I thought it would be funny to admit 5 “little white lies” that I told last year. Here goes
1. “I am so sorry, I already have plans with my other half”
To someone I do not know very well upon being invited to her birthday drinks
2.“Oh thank you so much, it looks wonderful, how lovely, how kind, thank you”.
To a student offering me a “treat” they had bought from their native land. It did not look wonderful. It went in the bin when they left the room.
3.“Oh this t-shirt, yes I have had it a while.”
If by a while you mean since yesterday? Yes.
4.“I was really good, I just had soup for my lunch.”
And a bread roll the size of my head. And a bag of crisps.
5.“Oh only about £20”
When asked about how much I had just spent in Lush.
£45. I had spent £45. On bath products.
Have you told any good little white lies? Please share them below in the comments!
Where the bloody hell have I been? I am not sure to be honest. Where HAVE I been? At home, trying to think of clever and witty things to write and then I see something shiny/fluffy and I am off…… attention span of a small child!
Here we are, I am here, Here we go, another year.
2016 was a year wasn’t it. I think it’s going to go down in infamy like the heatwave of 1976, but different because it was an entire year, and it was shit.
It wasn’t all shit.
Quite a lot of shit.
The global shit I will not go into because this is the internet and I think that has probably been covered.
Personally for me it was a bit of a mixed bag. There were some super shit things that happened, but also a lot of good. I also seemed to have a bit of an epiphany last year, maybe epiphany isn’t the right word, realisation….I am still figuring out that stuff so more on that in a later post.
Anyway, it’s done. We are no longer there. We pick ourselves up and we move on. We came out unscathed. Well…. kinda…. #brexit #potus
2017 is exciting. Change is afoot.
Jezz and I are getting married. (HOLY CRAP BAGS) It’s going to be a busy year.
As always, I go into this new year with a renewed hope that I will blog more…. but if my post history is anything to go by…*cough* 😉
For sticking with me this far here is a little video treat of my Christmas. I am hoping to do a few more videos this year so please do keep an eye over on the Tubes of You for my little face popping up.